Pippa Middleton wore a false bottom at Kates wedding, says royal ass expert

Now that three years has passed, its kind of hard to remember why everyone was so jazzed about Pippa Middleton, right? Pippa was a big hit with the international media on her sisters wedding day although much of the royal/aristo beat reporters in the UK were already pretty familiar with Pippa. Still, they helped

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Now that three years has passed, it’s kind of hard to remember why everyone was so jazzed about Pippa Middleton, right? Pippa was a big “hit” with the international media on her sister’s wedding day – although much of the royal/aristo beat reporters in the UK were already pretty familiar with Pippa. Still, they helped to rebrand her. They were excited to see that the new Duchess of Cambridge had a younger sister with a nice figure, and everybody went crazy when Pippa leaned down to carry Kate’s train and the camera lingered on Pippa’s backside.

Three years later… that ass is still paying for itself. Pippa launched a career off of her ass. She’s now a “columnist” and a failed book writer and she gets paid a lot of money to do very little. But… what if it was all a lie? What if Pippa’s ass was made of lies?!?! We’ve actually talked about this vital issue before. A few months after the wedding in 2011, various people began to claim that Pippa has a flat butt in real life, and she wore butt pads for her sister’s wedding. And now a “leading French royal watcher” named Stephane Bern is claiming the same thing:

The bum that stole the show during the 2011 royal wedding has been accused of being fake by a respected French royal expert. Pippa Middleton was accused of using a “falsie” to give her the rear of the year at sister Kate’s wedding to Prince William.

Leading French Royal watcher Stephane Bern claimed Pippa “had a false bottom” to give her THAT look which soared her into the jet set. Highly-respected and influential Mr Bern, 50, made the claim during as The Duchess of Cambridge’s 30-year-old sister made a trip to the vineyards of Bordeaux.

Mr Bern, a Knight of the Order of Grimaldi in Monaco and an expert on etiquette, used his TV chat show to reveal the snippet. But he did not recall how he knew. Mr Bern said “But of course she had a false bottom. I repeat it, she had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks. It was an optical illusion. She knew there were a billion people watching. It was the moment to show it.”

Pippa was a little known socialite until her sister, Kate, made her bridesmaid at her wedding to Prince William. Pippa wore a white Alexander McQueen dress and became an instant international star, with many saying that her bottom made her particularly special.

[From The Daily Mirror]

Since I’m built like a Kardashian sister, I have no idea what it’s like to need padding on one’s curves. Pippa thinks of butt pads, I think of slimming dark-colored slacks and minimizers. But I’ve just always sort of assumed that Pippa’s ass was made of lies at the wedding. To be fair, I don’t think she was wearing huge butt pads or anything because even with the padding, her butt wasn’t all that pronounced. Still, I am thankful for Pippa’s ass of lies just because “ass of lies” is now a thing.

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